Uncustomary Hiccups

Yes omigod, I gave birth to a child and it had dipar rash. No not really.

But I happen to be sitting there. I wasn't sitting there, well I was, but I wasn't just sitting, but you don't really need to know what else I was doing. And thinking. So for little kids, when they wear dipars, it like a totally huge problem right? Everyone talks about it and is like omigod, those poor kids, always screaming and their skin is so horrible and so people come up with these great things to take care of it so its not as bad.

But I never really made the one plus one connection with dipar rash, and pad rashes. Yes. Can you imagine! These things, these pads that are suppose to stop blood are just like diapers. I'm sure when they were designing them that they wanted to make sure that it didn't look like a diaper, not like ensure. Which they spent no time at all on the design, it looks like a diapar, feels like one, hooks on like one...it basically is a diaper but we don't call them that. We call them something like..I can't remember, security pants or something like that?

But Pads. Honestly. Why when we are older do we not complain about rashes and get something for it. Maybe we do. I should check sometimes. Especially when its hot out its just too horrible to describe. Sigh. Why hide the fact that the pad is basically the diaper. And if it was designed like a diaper maybe I wouldn't fricken not sleep well everytime cause I'm so afraid of leaking. Or maybe could we come up with a better material, one that is not so harsh on my most sensitive parts? You know. I was talking to a friend and they were saying that if you get regular tampons that they actually cause you to bleed more cause as you push them up and pull them down the fiber actually tears on the inside of your walls. I try not to think about it too often when I'm using tampons. Supposely organic tampons are better but I haven't run across any, whole foods here we come!

I'm done with my rant. I'm not exactly calm but some what better